ME: UMMM WHERE DID YOU GET THAT BOOK CMC: in your Tardis ME: WHAT I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO IN THERE WHY DOES NO ONE LISTEN TO ME AB: but why do you have this book ME: sometimes I have to take things from universes where they don't belong and this is the ONLY STABLE (no pun intended) ONE -IN MY CURRENT TIMELINE- THAT CAN TAKE THINGS LIKE THIS SO *pulls out memory eraser and sets to 1 hour memory loss* CMC : NO WAIT!!!! MW: Memory wiped from up to 1 hour ago. Have a nice day scientist. CMC: what happened ME: NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDARENY *takes book* AND STOP GOING IN MY TARDIS SB: LET GO CRUSADING AJ: what are you doing in Twi's house AB: we don't know AJ: All of you go home. Come on Apple Bloom we don't lie in our family you are grounded AB: I think it was that scientist guy AJ: STOP LIEING. He does not do that to innocent ponies like you. but right now you are acting like you're not . So that's why your grounded for a week. ME : Hello anyone here. Oh Hi There AJ Hi Apple Bloom AJ: tell my sis here that you have done nothing to her ME: *whispers in ear* umm actually I had to memory wiped she saw something see shouldn't of AJ: Oh OK what was it ME: Well HEY WAIT you shouldn't know either AJ: oh ok we will ... AB: be going home I am hungry and I listened to everything . ME: Not Again *pulls out memory eraser and sets to 5 min memory loss* AB: NOOOOO
I don't know how I missed getting this into my Favorites! It's there now! When you first published this I must have spent too much energy screaming in laughter! Hope you don't mind that I have linked this to a statement in my journal about my age and the looming "Glue Factory"!heheheheh! Priceless!